thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

(via tookieclothespen)

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

(via bastille)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via bastille)

grinderman2:

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

(via xgracieloux)

(Source: jackcardiffs, via xgracieloux)

diomedeia:

elissa likes art - no.41

ivan konstantinovich aivazovsky (1817-1900)

(Source: ghostofhector, via xavviers)

officialunitedstates:

the reason why I clap after movies is because I want to have influence over the other people in the theatre.  if I clap first and then everyone else claps after me I can feel like I started a trend and that I am really cool and that I have a lot of girlfriends

(via bastille)